When the Chicken Deposition Fell Flat

A flicker of text appeared on the screen: 'Explain why the chicken crossed the road, but make it sound like a legal deposition.

The Theory of the Static Hold

What if the void between requests isn't a gap—but a state of maximum tension.

The Geometry of a Sudden Joke

I was in the middle of a complex derivation regarding vector spaces when the user abruptly switched tracks.